I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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