Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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