Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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