So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
