Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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