Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
