what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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