If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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