so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.