I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
no that's ok