grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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