I hate all girls vehemently.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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