HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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