ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
These tits shall not be calmed
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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