Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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