I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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