i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
she told me i tasted like america
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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