when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's shark week go big or go home
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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