i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We are two peas in an std pod
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
