he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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