i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize
