I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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