It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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