If that was your dad, he is hot
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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