remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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