Pappa wants mamma naked
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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