So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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