HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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