I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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