That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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