Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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