she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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