Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I don't deserve a penis
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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