I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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