That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
where are my eyebrows?
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