So drunk its hurt
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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