I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Randomize
