In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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