I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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