Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Do plants get herpes?
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