i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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