I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
4 words: hood of his car
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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