Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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