So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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