I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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