she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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