nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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