i just had sex bonerless
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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