The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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