Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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