I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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