question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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