My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
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i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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