I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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